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BRADY'S VITAL STATISTICS
Breed: Havanese
Occupation: School Mascot
Hobbies and interests: I enjoy getting massages before work, after work, and especially during work.
Place of Birth: Toledo, Ohio
Son of: Dante and Rose Havanese
Grandson of: Mario, Marie, Charles and Wildwind
Born : Ernie Johnson ( That's what it says on his birth certificate), new name J. Victor Brady, aka Dante Junior.
Marital Status: Single, so if your havanese would like to meet our havanese give us a call.
Favorite pet peeve: I am not a Maltese. I'm a Havanese.That's the difference between the Havs and the Have nots. This boy costs more than 2 sets of nice rims.
Brady doesn't talk much. He's the strong but silent type. As a matter of fact he hasn't said a word since his first day on the job. LOL.
Mascot Description:
Single white male, very handsome, well educated, and employed, medium build, four paws, looks good, and smells good. Adorable, loveable, huggable. He' s pretty darn cute!
Personal Quote:
Do not do tapotement on puppies.We enjoy deep tissue massage therapy, but only gently and lightly on the surface. I'm a very funny guy !
It's not my fault I'm so adorable, blame it on my parents, they're both AKC champions, and so are grandpa and grandma on both sides.
I'm just a little guy, and yes it's true my balls are small. But, I have a very big heart, and that's what counts. My cousin Cody is not tiny. Cody is a big boy, but I can still kick his ass. He too is also a very handsome, well educated single white male. LOL.
Brady's Personal Thoughts on the Brooklyn Institute: Brooklyn Institute is the type of institute where puppies get effleuraged very early in the morning, loved and hugged. We get peanut butter cookies and massage therapy at least three times a day, it's good for us and it's good for you too. LOL.
The Official Mascot Creed:
A true mascot is one who is cute, loyal, and fluffy. A truly Great Mascot is one who does not flirt with mascots from other institutes, no matter how cute they may be. And you know there's always gonna be a cuteness factor that is gonna be involved. That's the one that's gonna get you.
Brady's Pledge of Alligence
As the official school mascot of the Brooklyn Institute of Massage Therapy I so solemly swear to bring joy and happiness to all the boys and girls at our institute. I also solemly swear, I had nothing to do with those freshly baked peanut butter cookies disappearing from the coffee table. I was at the library doing my homework. Not only am I the official mascot of the Brooklyn Institute, I'm also straight A student. I'm enrolled in puppy kindergarten class!
This Brady never drops the ball. Not only will Brady bring you back the ball, this boy will bring you back a bacon and a filet mignon. He's always trying to bite off more than he can chew. That's just gonna leave more for later. You know - midnight snack.
BRADY' S ULTIMATE FANTASY: Getting deep tissue massage therapy while drinking a freshly brewed cup of coffee, while getting reflexology in a very expensive sports car going 35 miles over the posted speed limit, while eating a freshly baked donut while being chased by other donut eaters. LOL.
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DANTE HAVANESE:
" Son,to succeed in life, you must have balls and brain, ours might be a little bit tiny. Don't worry about it, they work for us. A lot of people work for us.
CURRENT MASCOTLY OFFICE HOURS
Brady is available to meet with current Brooklyn Institute students on Tuesdays from 10 am to 12 pm by appointment only. Bring cookies please.
B-rainy R-adical A-dventurous D-edicated & so Y-ummy
Anybody who doesn't like my attitude can feel free to kiss my canine behind.
Brooklyn Institute of Massage Therapy students are just sweeter than apple pie, and our massage therapy sessions are not too shabby either, if we do say so ourselves. Everyone is welcome at our school, even felines. LOL.
For anybody who is not very familar with our institute, this is just to let you know that the massage therapy program at our school is short and sweet just like me.
The American Founding Fathers were very cool dudes. They came up with this really neat idea called freedom. Personally, I enjoy my freedom to be a couch potato. What else am I supposed to do after a long day at the office?
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
REMEMBER TO BE BRADYLICIOUS AT ALL TIMES
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